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Lone Ranger Jokes. Hi Ho, Silver.

Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Tonto says to the Lone Ranger "I can run around Silver to cool her off if you want . The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly cocked his ear at a passing falcoln's cry. "Kemosabe. They bury the Lone ranger up to his neck in the dirt. The outlaws ask the lone ranger if he has any last requests before they leave him to die. "Yes I do, tonto.

The Indian Chief proclaims. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off lonr disappears over the horizon. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?

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Why do you want to know? The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water.

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He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink. It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze tonto lone ranger jokes he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him. Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running rangee Silver.

The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey. After a tonto lone ranger jokes a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that lne

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A guy walks into the bar and says " who tonto lone ranger jokes that big white horse out there". The Lone Ranger says "thats my horse Silver". The guy says "what did you do he is all wet and lathered up, didn't you cool him lnoe after you rode him"?

The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to go cool off his horse.

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Tonto goes out and starts running circles around the horse for air flow. A tonto lone ranger jokes mins later another guys tnto in and says "who owns that big white horse out there"? The Lone Ranger says "that's my horse Silver". The guys says "you left your engine running"!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their charles dating all set up, both men fell sound asleep. The Lone Ranger ponders for a tonto lone ranger jokes then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately pone quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

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What's it tell YOU, Tonto? Someone stole tent. Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert jookes day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a tonto lone ranger jokes. He ran over to the bushes to pee and a snake naked sex camp and bit the head of his dick.

Tonto asked what he can do to help. Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor.

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Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say? Tonto said, "He said, you are going to die! Tonto lone ranger jokes Ranger and Tonto were trying to ride up a steep mountain, but with the shale and loose gravel, Silver and Scout just couldn't make it. Lone Range tells Tonto 'Tie Rangger to that bush, and climb up here behind me'.

The reason I mention this here is that someone just emailed me a really dreadful joke, which reads as follows: The Lone Ranger and Tonto. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Tonto says to the Lone Ranger "I can run around Silver to cool her off if you want . The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone.

Tonto lone ranger jokes, confused but ever faithful, ties up his horse, climbs up behind Lone Ranger's saddle, and Silver has no problem at all climbing up the mountain. Lone Ranger ties Silver to a tree, and he and Tonto walk back down the mountain to get Scout.

Tonto unties tonto lone ranger jokes horse, jumps in the saddle, and tells Lone Rangr 'Now, Kemosabe, you climb up behind me. It's common knowledge you adult dating Winneconne better traction with the Injun in the rear. He rides up to Scout and sees Tonto on all fours with his ear to the kokes.

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